Do You Have Anything By Louise Penny?

There are always weird and wonderful things that happen while doing book signings. People like to tell you how they should write a book or ask questions about writing while riffling through the pages of one of your display copies before setting it back down on the stand. Many will tell you they’ll be back, never to return. It can be a humbling experience when you’re sitting there watching people avoid eye contact as they race laser-focused towards their real reason for being in the book store.

There is still huge satisfaction when someone comes to the table looking for their next read after reading your previous novel. It’s fun meeting and chatting with people and hearing their stories. It’s satisfying when they tell you that yours is the first book they have ever had signed by a real author. I firmly believe networking is important and the non-buyers could go home and buy the e-book later. A book signing is never a waste of time.

Perhaps the most interesting question I had occurred before Christmas. After a few signings, you start to recognize the people who really might be interested from the people who just want someone to talk to. I had my books set out as I usually do. Each cover displays the title and my name in large print. A woman approached and from the look on her face, I was pretty sure she was a serious buyer. She quickly scanned my titles, looked up and asked, “Do you have anything by Louise Penny?”

My wife was with me at the time and all we could do was smile and suggest to the woman that she might want to try a new author. She was determined and continued on with her quest.

Something good came out of it though. I have to admit to never having read anything by Louise Penny until that day. I did after that and really enjoyed her writing. As a result of the woman’s question, Louise Penny gained a new fan.

Cynthia the Centipede

For those who have read Remote Access, you may remember a reference to Cynthia the Centipede. Here is how that came about.

While I was writing the book in 2017, we had the good fortune to spend some time in Barbados with good friends Brian and Jean. They had visited this beautiful island many times and they showed us around extensively. One day Brian introduced us to the Marizayra Sanctuary and its owner/operator Ryan. There were many amazing local birds and animals, but one that really made an impression was Cynthia the Centipede, an 11-inch behemoth that enjoyed eating mice among other things. I had never seen anything like her so she had to make a cameo appearance in Remote Access.

Sadly, Brian’s lovely wife Jean passed away in 2018, but Brian returned to Barbados this year with a signed copy of Remote Access for Ryan. This is what happened, in Brian’s words:

“I gave Ryan the book and when he read the relevant passage he got quite emotional and teared up a bit. He asked me to thank you very much, he will treasure your book.”

So, what happened to Cynthia? Brian followed up with Rashid, one of Ryan’s employees and asked about her. Brian reported the following: “He said she died about a year ago. So I enquired about the smaller one. “Cynthia ate her” he replied with a bit of a grin, “I was a few hours late feeding her one day”.

Brian added, “In a way I’m not too upset. She was a bit too close to the house for comfort!!!”